You Don’t Need Botox-Try This Instead

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Before we even get started, check out these stats:

The global cosmetic surgery market size was USD 44.55 billion in 2020. The market is projected to grow from USD 46.02 billion in 2021 to USD 58.78 billion in 2028 at a CAGR of 3.6% in the 2021–2028 period. Source:Fortune Business Insights

Oh…My…God.

That’s a lot of women and men sticking needles in their face to stay young looking.

My small confession

Back in 2020 while I was stuck in Mexico during Covid, I tried botox. Even stuck a filler in my face (a small one). I have this forehead clitoris that makes me crazy. The 11’s is what they are normally called.

Call it whatever you want, it’s still icky.

So a friend gave me this dude’s number. Insisted he was the next best thing to Nutella and white sliced bread. I’m sold.

I went in for botox on this forehead thing. It was fine. It barely hurt. I paid. And I waited and waited for results.

Nothing.

I didn’t look 25 years younger and my forehead clit was still there.