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Why Dogs Are Better Than People
Because they are.
I could seriously write a whole book on why dogs are better than people. Don’t get me wrong. I love people. I think people are fun and awesome and intriguing.
I just love dogs more.
People are complicated, confusing, stressful, suspicious…need I go on?
And then there’s dogs. They just love you. They’re happy to see you. They don’t give a fuck who you were with all day. They’re just happy you’re home.
They don’t judge you. They love you all the time. No matter what.
They’re happiest when you’re in the kitchen. They are super easy to please. Just open the fridge door. They don’t ask what’s for dinner or what time it will be served. They’re just happy it’s you who’s feeding them.
They’re very loyal too by the way.
They also have quite the sense of humour too. Especially when they did something wrong. They know what they did was bad but they don’t really give a fuck. They know that all they have to do is look at you with those big puppy dog eyes and you’ll forget their bad deed in a nanosecond.
They know this. And they play this ‘puppy dog eye’ role every chance they get. Silly dogs.
