When Your Life Coach is a Fucking Bitch

And you want to stab her in the eyes with a fork

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Though I’m not a real ‘certified’ life coach, I do dole out advice and words of encouragement over on my Facebook page (honestly, if you aren’t following it yet get your ass over there). I think life coaches are now a dime a dozen.

Don’t get me wrong, I ain’t shitting on you guys. The world is filled with broken people who need help. That’s where you come in so, kudos!

Anyway.

I think most life coaches are sensible, assertive and offer great life tips and hacks and truly do help people. I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say most are probably pretty professional and ‘soft’.

I’m not (though I’m also not a real life coach).

If you come to me with your problems I’m gonna tell you to snap out of it and get your shit together.

I’m gonna tell you to stop fucking whining about your problems and start doing something about them.

I’m gonna tell you to get over that douchebag who hurt you, pull up your big girl/boy panties and move on with life.

I’m gonna tell you if you don’t like your job/spouse/friends, etc then do something about that too.