Wanted: A Real Friend

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I was sitting on the couch the other day and I really wanted to grab my phone and text someone some news that I absolutely had to share!! But it could only be shared with a really good friend. Like a bestie. You know, like a BFF. Then it dawned on me.

I don’t have one.

I have no one to call to talk about boys, who will totally fucking get it.

I have no one to call to talk about my aging body, who will totally understand.

I have no one to call to talk about how weak I feel, especially when the whole world thinks I’m always strong.

I have no one.

Trying to find a best friend

Now before I begin, I’m not looking for sympathy. I know exactly where to find that. It’s between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.

I just wonder if other women go through this too. Like is there a Facebook group for women looking for bffs? I wanna join.

I’m sharing this because I wonder if I’m going through this alone? Or maybe someone else has this struggle? Maybe we can hook up!

I dunno.

What I do know is that trying to find a best friend isn’t as easy as ordering your favourite coffee at the…