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Today’s Not the Day, and I’m Not the One
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Ever have one of those days where you’re pretty sure if someone looked at you sideways you would spew in true Linda Blair fashion? Tell them to ‘fuck off’ ‘go fuck your mother’.
Or is that just me?
Do I really have this deep dark side of me that if I happen to wake up on the wrong side of bed I think horribly evil hurtful hateful thoughts?
Or is this the end of my midlife crisis? You know, going out with a bang? Is that what is happening today?
These are the things I want to do today…
👉 Kill the neighbour's cats
👉 Kill the neighbour
👉 Kill the neighbour’s cats
👉 Kill the neighbour
That’s all I want to do. Obliterate everything on that side of the fence. I’m so fucking done.
I won’t do either. I mean, I didn’t really have to tell you that did I?
