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They Told Me to Put Va-Jay-Jay Cream on My Face
Of course, I listened to them — here’s what happened.
I love to write about aging — the good, the bad and the ugly. By the way, it’s mostly the latter. There’s nothing wonderful about aging, and if anyone tells you there is, they’re lying and don’t listen to anything else they have to say.
“Oh, it’s so beautiful and I love this and this is wonderful and wait until you experience this…it’s all so amazing…and you’re going to feel so fantastic……”
Fuck off.
Ok, wait. There is one really good thing about aging that I love. Your give a shit meter breaks permanently. I love that.
Anywaaaaaaaaay. The va-jay-jay cream. Sorry.
I not only write about aging, but I also read a lot about it and watch way too many anti-aging reels and YouTube videos. I need to stop doing that. One of these videos had me sliding fast down this rabbit hole about vaginal cream and wrinkles.
Wait, what? I can put this shit on my wrinkles and they’ll go away? Gtf outta here.
