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There’s a Huge Mofo Critter in My House
And I won’t sleep until he’s dead
I’m totally critter phobe. Anything that has more legs than it legally should, crawls, slithers or flies and makes noises or bites aren’t welcome in my house. Period. Just because they aren’t welcome doesn’t mean they don’t come in.
The apartment I live in now has it’s fair share of the ugliest centipedes I have ever seen in my whole entire life. You can read more about my centipede dilemma here:
But that’s not all it’s got. Being down here in Guatemala, you come across all kinds of creepy critters. During rainy season there are these big motherfucking ugly guys, oh Lord, I can’t even talk about them.
I also have a shit ton of spiders but ironically enough, I kinda like those guys. They are helpful, no? My last apartment had tons of cockroaches but before you think ‘oh gross how disgusting’ cockroaches are probably the #1 critter down here. They are everywhere and it doesn’t matter how clean your house is.
