OMG!! haha...it's so sad it's funny.....

I have a "I forgot to turn it off" story! (we probably all do) ... put on a pot of water to boil eggs....left it on...forgot all about it for hours, my office was in the basement of this house so I couldn't smell the smoke (from the pot that had no more waterr in it and the eggs that were basically cooking in their shells in a dry pot) I had to go upstairs and from the bottom of the stairs i could smell the smoke and freaked out...I ran up those stairs so fucking fast I smashed my big toe into the top stair and broke it...lol...

Oy what time that was....