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How to Annihilate a Centipede the Fun Way
Because killing it with a shoe is boring af
I ain’t gonna lie. I.fucking.hate.critters. Ok so what the hell am I doing living in Guatemala then right? To be honest, the one critter I hate the most in the whole wide world doesn’t exist down here. If it does, I have yet to come across one. The earwig! Ugh. (just typing out that names makes me squirm)
So anyway, ya, we got lots of critters here. When I lived in the Treehouse the first year I was here I had tons of scorpions in my apartment.
Excuse me, anyone, can we just burn the house down now please?
Scorpions and spiders. Now spiders don’t really bother me. In the apartment I have now there are a few here and there. I’m gonna start naming them I think. They’ve moved in. This is their home now too. 🕷🕷🕷
There are a few creepy crawly things down here that make me stop and look and mutter “what the fuck are you?” During rainy season we have June bugs. Well in Canada that’s what we call them. They got some funky name for them here and these guys are mutant, loud, gross and ugly.
I’ve had to smash a few of them poor bastards and it’s not pretty.
And then there’s this guy. The centipede. I can’t even. 😵He’s so fucking ugly they can’t even create…
