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Hey ‘Muricans-I Have a Newsflash For You
And btw, stop asking me this one question! 😖
This week I got asked this question 3 different times in 3 different blogging groups. “What state do you live in”?
Please stop asking me this. You wouldn’t know the state I lived in even if I told you. It’s nowhere near any of yours. And when you ask me this question it puts me in another state-a state of frustration!!! (insert super angry emoji here)
You’re not the only country on the fucking planet. Did you miss the memo?
Where in the world are you?
So in answer to your question, “which state do I live in”, it’s actually not a state it’s a department (which are kinda like states). Now with that said, I used to live in Canada where we don’t have states at all. We have provinces.
Cool, huh? Haha that’s actually kinda punny because many of you think that all of Canada consists of igloos, polar bears, glaciers, snow shoes,etc. Fact of the matter is, it doesn’t. At all. Oh we do have igloos and polar bears but then again, so does Alaska, one of your states.
We also have really beautiful weather too, much like yours. Sunshine, flowers, beaches, pools, bikinis, hiking trails, outdoor patios, Dairy Queen, you get the idea.
