Humor|Death

Don’t You Dare Do This At My Funeral

Or I will come back and haunt you, I swear!!

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Funerals are a funny thing. Not funny ‘haha’ but funny ‘hmm’. Now, don't think I’m cold and heartless. Funerals of people who died tragically, or young kids, or through sickness, there’s nothing funny about that at all.

I mean, we’re all gonna die eventually. We also all wish to live long and happy lives. Sadly, that’s not the case for many of us.

COVID wiped out people left, right, and center, but then the following things are also wiping out the population:

• smoking
• car accidents
• drug overdoses
• disease
• health issues
• medical mistakes
• shootings

Need I go on?

We don’t get to decide when we die either, by the way. Just thought I’d let you know.

I’m not really afraid of dying. I mean, it’s not like I wanna go today. I feel I still have lots more work to do here, but death doesn’t scare me.

The funeral service video

One morning, my friend posted an advertisement for a funeral parlor, and though it…