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An Open Letter to My Unsubscriber Who Accused Me of Stealing
Get off the internet
Running an online business, while it def is very rewarding, can be frustrating and exhausting. Especially when you have to deal with people who are completely oblivious to their own actions.
I have an email optin. A few actually on both my sites. You know how those work.
You give me your email address, I send you a free thingy and welcome you to my list. I tell you I’ll show up once a week in your inbox. That’s it, that’s all. We’re done.
It really doesn’t get any simpler than that. The instructions are basic. Give me your info in return I give you free things. The end.
What.the.fuck?
So listen Miss Unsubscriber, I don’t really care that you unsubscribed. I’m not everyone’s cup of tea. What does piss me off is the note you left me saying, “How did you get my email address? I never signed up to this.”
Are you on crack? Seriously.
I have a newsflash for you. Pay attention.
You DID sign up for this. Remember? It was a free gift. You signed up to get your free gift!! Oh, maybe you conveniently forgot that part? We had a fair trade.
So don’t come to me now accusing me of stealing your email address. I didn’t steal shit Felicia. You fucking willingly gave it to me so you could get a FREE gift. Remember that?
Please do us all a favour right now. Get off the fucking internet. You’re crazy.
ox iva xo
~rant done
