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15 Things You’ve Been Saying That Prove You’ve Officially Joined the ‘Old Person’ Club
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Before we start, and so no one gets their high briefs in a bunch, I use the term old person very loosely. Old person can be as young as 60 or as old as 90.
There is no set age for this term, AND this post is just fun. Relax, Susan.
Now that we’ve got that out of the way, I find myself saying these things, and more, a whole lot. Daily. Maybe even hourly. It seems that after I turned 60, my filter went away.
I also don’t really gaf about a lot of things. You can read more about that here.
Anyway, without making this longer than it has to be, here are 15 things old people say when no one is around, or in my case, random sh*t I blurt out all day.
15 things old people say randomly, daily
🟡Who cares if it looks ridiculous? I’m comfortable
I’ve been saying that a lot lately, mostly just to myself. Some days I do care, but most days, I really don’t. For years, I dressed to impress, show off, attract potential mates, etc, you get the idea. Now? No f*cks given.
