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13 Epic One-Liners to Shut Down a Rude Person

If none of these work, you’re dealing with Satan.

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I hate rude people. There. I said it. Whenever someone is rude to me or lashes out at me, the immature Iva wants to smack them upside the head and tell them to ^$@& off.

But I’m an adult now and slightly more mature. Slightly.

Often, when people are rude, we are shocked by their behavior and left speechless. Like when they walk away, you are in disbelief and wonder what the fuck just happened.

Then you go through in your head a million things you could have said but didn’t. Don’t you hate when that happens?

“Oh man, I should have said this to them or I should have said that to them.”

Yup, I get it. It used to happen to me all the time.

Then I turned 60, found my voice, and lost my filter. Such a great age!

Anyway, if you need some ideas as to how to handle a negative Nancy or douchebag Dan, I got ya covered.

Here are 13 brilliant one-liners that will shut down any rude person. And if none of these work, send them love and walk away. There’s no help for…