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10 Things You Should Never Say to a Woman Over 50
Or any age, for that matter. And maybe only if you have a death wish
Before I begin I do have to say I find there’s a fine line between most women over 50. Some don’t really give a fuck about anything ever anymore, while others get their Fruit of the Loom briefs in a bunch.
I’m somewhere in the middle of that. I mostly don’t give a shit about so many things, but if you happen to say something slightly inappropriate (in my books) to me, it won’t be pretty.
Who am I kidding? I won’t do or say anything bad. You’ll just get the “iva” look.
But depending on what you do say, you just may piss off a woman over 50. So, this is basically a public service announcement. You’re welcome.
10 things you should never say to a woman over 50
Here’s my list. Feel free to add your own things in the comments. I’d love to know what I may have missed or what things trigger you. Now, while some of these are no no’s for any woman of any age, I feel that as we get older, some of us get a little bit more sensitive…so…watch what you say around us.
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