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10 Things Women Over 50 Should Never Wear
Unless you want rocks thrown at you.
You’re here because you’re either nearing 50, you are 50 or you’re over 50 and you have no clue what you should be wearing anymore. Like, is there a catalogue for age appropriate clothes for 50 year olds? Who knows.
Anyway, today I’m gonna tell you 10 things you should never wear as a woman over 50.
Never ever. Never.
How are we “supposed” to dress?
A lot of us have this question. I know I did. How the fuck should a 50 year old woman dress? Where is that catalogue to order clothes from? You know, like the Sear’s or Eaton’s catalogues. You remember those don’t you?
Remember that section for the ‘old ladies’? As 20 year olds we passed that section and went right to the hot sexy clothes. But we’re not 20 year olds anymore (insert crying emoji here).
Now before you get your high cut briefs in a bunch, please know that when I use the term ‘old ladies’ I don’t really mean it. We’re not old dammit. We are mighty fucking F.I.N.E.
Anyway, I have a small confession to make.
Every now and then I sit and wonder if I’m one of those 50 year old women who is desperately…
