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10 Strange and Depressing Things That Happened to My Body After 60

I need an answer to number 4 please.

I know I write an awful lot about aging and sometimes I even talk about how wonderful life is.

I’m not lying. Life is pretty good right now but it doesn’t come without challenges like…

…what the fuck is going on with this body of mine? Oy

I can’t keep up and every day I wonder what weird thing I’m gonna find out while I’m showering or getting dressed.

Honestly, I’d give anything to have my 30 year old, no wait, even my 40 year old body back.

I turned 60 in 2022

Almost 2 years ago now, I turned 60, which means this year I’ll be 62 (for those who can’t or don’t feel like doing math).

So I turned 60 and while I’m very grateful to still be alive and relatively youthful, my body reminds me daily that we are, in fact, aging and it all fucking sucks.

I don’t care what anyone says. It’s shitty.

A couple of weeks ago I Googled something because I had this weird thing going on and I was like “dafuk is that”? And then Google tells me it mostly happens to women over 50 ..