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10 Signs You’re Having a Midlife Crisis
You’re not crazy, I promise.
There was a time when I thought women who were having a midlife crisis went totally off the edge, hated everyone and everything lost all their marbles, and became psychos.
I soon discovered all that’s partially true. We do become psychos. But not like dangerous psychos. We’re not out murdering people and burying bodies in shallow graves in the desert.
Wait……… 🤔
Husbands become afraid. Very afraid.
But how do you even know if you’re having a midlife crisis or just simply going through a change in life? I’m here to help. You’re welcome.
Before we start it’s important to know that it does end. When is unclear. It could last until you’re 70 or 80 or until you die! It just gets more manageable with age 😅 and you learn to filter some things.
Some things.
10 Signs You’re Having a Midlife Crisis
Here we go in no particular order of importance because they’re all important…
1 Everyone and everything gets on your nerves
(you suddenly love dogs more than people)
