Humor|Aging

10 Aging Myths That Can Go Straight to Hell

And they can take my ex with them!

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You know, I can remember being 25 or 30 and thinking old was anything over 60. But here I am, at 62 (and a half), NOT feeling old at all! Oh sure, my body sometimes says we’re old, but my mind still thinks we’re 25 and that’s ok.

I used to think a lot of weird things about ‘old people’.

In fact, there were an awful lot of aging myths I believed. I used to think that after 60, it was all downhill and you just sat in a rocking chair with all your smelly little grandchildren and read stories.

Here are 10 aging myths that most people still believe, and I’m here to tell you, it’s all a lie.

Don’t Believe These Lies

Before we begin, there may be swearing, you’ve been warned. The 80s rocker chick in me won’t die and we still drop eff bombs and stuff. Sorry, def not sorry.

I’ve only listed 10 aging myths, but I’m sure there are a million more. Feel free to add yours to the comment section. I’d love to see which ones I missed.

🟡You’re Past Your Prime

Past my what? You’re kidding, right? Ok, look, I may not be able to ride the mechanical bull…